Melodrama Charceters 6 male 9 female Extras if desired. Curtains and simple set pieces Its 1900 in New York. Villainous barber of German descent Herr Hans Kutter has set his sights on our heroine lovely Lorrie Ell niece and heirtobe of wealthy society matron and cat lover Kitty Litter who owns numerous successful beauty salons. Kutters plan is to marry Lorrie then knock off Kitty making his wife and him fabulously wealthy. He employs ditzy vamp Hedda Wood to entice away any competition for Lorries attention. Alas for Kutter when Lorrie meets and falls in love with our hero handsome young barber Harry Noggin even Hedda cant come between them. Things come to a head figuratively speaking at Kittys Hair Ball a swanky fund raiser for cats. Other characters include Kittys and Harrys employees and their customers as well as a distraught stagemanager and a stagehand who do their best to keep the play on track and almost end up pulling their hair out